Utter Rubbish

I haven't been on Sahara Reporters in a while, but this picture & caption had me saying "Oh No You Didn't". You don't this when a camera's present, why do people leave photographic evidence of their stupidity?


Caption: Nduka Obaigbena, the publisher of Thisday is many things to many people. But in this undated photo, a revelation of unimaginable proportion was that Mr. Obaigbena actually paid Beyonce Knowles $1 million just to take a peep at her unbuttoned chest.



Men...you can't kill 'em, return 'em or chuck 'em in the bin...BTW, I passed my dreaded (driving) theory test.

The Limp Noodle of the week award goes to.........The Cleveland Show Pilot, WKOFIT? Usually, I am never really bothered about stereotypes, but with age comes wisdom, and my wisdom's asking for the 20 or so odd minutes it wasted watching the citizens of Stoolbend. Most of the jokes were drier than dry ice, the stereotypes were off the wall, and the characters were just parodies of Seth McFarlene's other characters. I predict "Plagiarismo di plagiarismo di plagiarismo" is coming soon to a Simpsons episode near you.

What the heck happened to Cleveland, Jr.? I understand obesity can make him slower than usual, but I never expected his voice to follow suit. Geez, I know for a fact that my weight gain from all those Papa John pizzas never slowed down my speech, infact it's faster than usual now. Oh & someone better retire Cleveland's laugh immediately.

For Sanaa's sake, it better improve, Seth McFarlene, step away from your comfort zone and evolve already. Stupid caveman.


Dreaded theory test tomorrow, oh boy. Will try to bribe them with food.

For some odd reason, I decided to punish myself. I just got myself a harmonica (Simply Harmonica Book & DVD) & the rather difficult act of bending is elluding me. Dude (Steve Williams) said like you're drinking a rather troublesome milkshake. Coincidentlly, I had a troublesome milkshake today, didn't really help. My chest is killing me, is this how smokers feel?
NB: For those who don't know, Aang is the Avatar, the last airbender.

Random observation: For someone who spoke so quietly, like his sister, Michael Jackson sure liked to do some really suggestive - ok, really suggestive is an understatement - dance moves, like his sister. Don't believe me the crotch grab, followed by the energetic pumps (there's a gif out there where he's wearing some good number); then the thrusts (from the video with his classic black & white combo with a red shirt). He was bigger than Elvis, go to anywhere in the world & you will find a [great, aspiring or downright crap] moonwalker. He transcended generations, made MTV & music videos epic. I always believed that the "This is It" concerts were not going to happen, sad to say, I was right.




Wish me luck, I have to be at Dudley for my 8am theory test, which means I've to get the bus by 6am, to be there by 7am. I better ace it. I'm still to chicken, to actually start my driving lessons, sorry. All this for a fifty something minute test.

...and scream at Mozilla! WTH? Firefox 3 has been crashing like it got the IE virus. Geez, it's crashed at least 10 times today. Seriously dudes sort out your stuff, these strange seizures have been going on for about 2 weeks now. C'mon, it even crashes when it's idle! Infact, Mozilla's Crash Report's now dead & it always restarts with all the wrong tabs (that's if you click the "Restart Firefox" from MCR).


BTW, parents lock up your daughters, R. Kelly's touring in Africa, he's currently in SA. I know the legal age, in Naija, is 13 (18 for boys, double standard much? **coughs** Nor_____s!**coughs**), but you better shine your eyes-o.

Just read The Girlfriend vs The Xbox!!!, the joys of a gaming reationship. Even though I haven't seen said boyfriend in years & there's this little matter of the ocean, a few miles & a different continent. I realised while reading said article, that I would be the boyfriend, you know the one with the gaming addiction, ok not Call of Duty, but definately Saints Row (ok, not SR either, GTA:IV is still my 360 baby). I wouldn't mind the Xbox Live Gold Membership for  every Val's day....Take note.

A friend once told me how I ignored/embarassed some poor dude, who came to visit/chat/break bread/whatever they call it. Here I was getting my crazy on playing Splinter Cell on PC. Ahh, those gloriuos days when my old laptop was brand new without that black screen of death. When all of a sudden some random knocks disturb my concentration, by then I'm already pissed. The poor guy says something, my mind's elsewhere, I reply "No. I'm playing a game" & I shut the door on him. I can't really remember my exact words, but it was something to that effect. I'm very sure about the "No" though. Anyhoo, he never came back.

It's sad, I own 3 PSP games & no PSP. Thanks bro, for lending me yours. Finished GOW:CoO in 6 hours, 24 mins. Would have done it quicker, if I didn't waste all that time on pausing, getting every single orbs/feathers/eyes & getting lost*.
*It's amazing how stupid I get while playing a game - e.g I spent a good 20 mins wondering around when I got back to the East (?) Horse section, before realised I was supposed to break the bloody statue! Before that, in same section, it took 10mins before I noticed the damn cavity!

I, scratch that, everyone feels sorry for my future kids, Mama's gonna knock you out. I wonder what my first article is going to be on?? I'm still estactic & scared shitless.